HEY, LOOK! IT'S LAUREN!

OMG I TOTALLY MET HANSON CHECK IT OUT. WE'RE TOTALLY TOGETHER.

*swoon*

Okay, so I haven't really met Hanson. I'm not lucky/stalkery enough.

I'm Lauren, I was born in 1984 (do the math). Hanson fan since 1997, blahblahblahblahbksdjflfdksgjf!

I adore Isaac Hanson.

You didn't want to know those random facts about me.

I've had this page since 1998, I made it when I was 14. So if I sound like I am 14 when you read it, that's why. Several of the sections literally have not been edited since 1998.

I originally made it with some AOL page editor, which made it really easy, then a couple months later they got rid of it forever and I had to learn HTML to keep it going. But, I didn't really learn it very well. And then I forgot most of it. I then moved the page to Angelfire, which was ad-infested. Then I had it on Hanson.net, but I'm not a member anymore and don't know when it'd get taken down, so now it should be on its final resting place, Nerdland.net, my friend's friend's server.

Taylor grabbed my hand at the Fillmore on June 27, 2000 and I used to make way too big of a deal out of it... and always overly-enjoyed doing so. As everyone should.

Hanson were doing a "Worlds Chat" on October 2000 and I happened to submit a stupid question I figured they'd never use (like I did during a few other chats as a bored and confused teenager) and I asked "If you could be any kitchen utensil, what would you be and why?" and... (*gasp*!) they actually used it! I am not sure why. Though, not that they actually answered it. Zac said he wanted to be some thing that I'd never heard of, and Isaac and Taylor just ignored it hahahahah.... Ike and Tay are so in love with me. I still have no idea what the heck Zac even meant. Awesome.

I waved at Isaac once in Sacramento and he might have seen me for a split second. I am so famous. If you want to read details of all this stuff and haven't, it's all scatered within my "Reviews". Not that I can even remember how to navigate there exactly, I'm not even sure why this computer I am on works.

So I don't have any real pictures with Hanson, because I have never met Hanson. I dream it will happen someday. Obviously, dreaming and never taking action always makes things happen.

Although I DO have a photo with Kelly Clarkson. And we both have redeye, and I should edit it and fix it so we don't, but, I kind of like that we both have redeye.

If you want to read about when that happened, here's the account on my LiveJournal.

My friend Joel said he was going to use a picture of me with one of my guitars and make it pretty and it would read: "Take me Isaac", and somehow it turned into the following:

This is not what I had intended at all, but it is probably better, because I think this is the real message I have to bring Isaac.

I have seen Hanson in concert 8 times, seven of which I wrote about. I don't know why I never wrote about the other one. There are links on my main index page. I don't know why I never put my review up of the show at The Edge in Palo Alto, or my talking about Hanson live in the movie theaters, whatever that was called. I even bothered to take a picture of the door! It's sitting in a photo album, where no one will ever see it. Except me. But apparently I don't count?

I sort of mentioned it before, but I have a LiveJournal. I used to be extremely addicted to LiveJournal. Now I am just moderately addicted. My LiveJournal. My username is "abunchofcrap".
I'm Friends Only due to extreme paranoia. If you want to friend me, I will most likely be really happy and friend you back, if you comment and leave a friendly "hello" on my public entry.

At one time, uh, back in the 90s, I thought it would be cool to have a catch phrase for my website. But then I realized that didn't quite work. However, I thought it would still be valuable to view these-
Past failed catch phrases!!!!! :

Nothing worked.

I love you and Hanson. Unless I hate you. Bye.