I was driving along the freeway one night, listening to three car garage, and I realized something.
Have you ever noticed how many times Isaac will sing about tender kisses in songs? I mean, I don't mind, in fact, I'd like to hear it more!
Here are the instances I have found where he mentions this form of sweet, sweet loving:
- Sometimes
"Sometimes I get wrapped up in always being right / Then I forget I'mwrong most the time / Sometimes I miss your tender kiss / And being the man to understand" - Love Song
""And the thunder rolls these crashing seas / Like a tender kiss holds its heart in me" - Deeper
""She moves like a tender kiss / And I can't stop feeling / She soothes with her tenderness"
Yup. Anyways, as I was saying, I wouldn't mind Isaac using this phrase in EVERY song he sings EVER. To make it easy for you, Isaac, my friend AJ and I (ok, almost entirely AJ) rewrote lines from several songs where you sing lead, and where you should implant this phrase in them from now on.
- Rain
"Well it's cold outside and there's no tender kissees anymore / so I have to go inside and shut the door" - More Than Anything
"These feelings will not subside / I'd give anything / when I look into your eyes, I see something special about you / And when I tenderly kiss you, / You seem to understand that..." - Two Tears
I realize this isn't very far into this endeavor at all, but AJ and I started to get stuck already. BUT WE PERSISTED. AJ suggested this: "TWO TEARS KISS MY TENDER ASS?? that works right!!" - River
"I guess we'll never know / Exactly where this river is gonna flow / And I guess we’ll never understand / Until we get that tender kiss" - Surely As The Sun
"I want to share every moment of the day with you / And I want to share every sunset and every sunrise / And every tender kiss" - Pictures
"Well I saw you just the other day / And I could not help but look your way / I say you've just got this tender kiss / That has got me completely hooked / Ow!" - A Minute Without You
"All the minutes in the world could never take your place / There's one-thousand-four-hundred-forty tender kisses in my day" - Hand In Hand
"Well if you're gonna lie / Well at least you could just let us die / And if you're gonna tenderly kiss me baby" - I Don't Know
"But can't you see / That I don't know / What a tender kiss is / I wish that I could just let this go / But I'm thinking that I don't know" Lauren's note: I WOULD LIKE To SHOW HIM. *ahem* these are made up lyrics... calm down, self. - Lonely Again
"WHOA WHOA TENDER KISS WHOA WHA TENDER KISS WHOA WHOA I THINK IM FEELING LONELY AGAIN" - Next Train
"And I'm leaving this behind on the next train / to ... a tender kiss.." - Beautiful Eyes
"Her beautiful eyes are all I want to see / Staring back at me / Just like I'm staring into the sun / Her tender kiss is all I want to feel " you only need to change one word in that song, heh. - In The Road
"I lost my wife today, in the road / we were taking a walk one day/ my tender kiss came over the hill, I said 'honey get out of the way!' / but she stood still."
I really think this is a great idea. Though, I would not be sure whether to swoon or to laugh. The "In The Road" one is my personal favorite.