Answers to some frequently asked questions

Question: Hey, lemme get this thing strait... you think Hanson is cheesy?
Answer: No, this site was the ultimate cheesy crap destination when I started it. I improved teh site, but kept the name, because I'm bad with good titles for things.

Question: I think your site sucks, can I e-mail you asking if you want help to fix it?
Answer: No way! I realize you're trying to be nice and I don't have a clue what I'm doing with HTML, but it's my lame site and it won't be unlame until I learn how to do unlame HTML. Which will be never. Every year that goes by, I forget more and more of the HTML I used to know. And all the stuff from language classes I took in high school.

Question: Are you secretly Hanson?
Answer: No! I don't know why people send me e-mails thinking that my e-mail address is Hanson's. Okay, it hasn't happened in a couple years, but for a while when my e-mail address was Dream1039@aol.com, people kept sending me letters to Hanson. Oh, how I wish I were clever enough to make that up...

Question: Do you know Hanson?
Answer: Nope.

Question: Have you met Hanson?
Answer: No.

Question: Do you have any connections to Hanson?
Answer: No.

Question: Are you ever going to meet Hanson?
Answer: Probably not. But it's one of my dreams. So if you can arrange me being able to meet Hanson, please do.

Question: Have you ever grabbed Taylor Hanson's hand during a cocnert and over-reacted for months after?
Answer: Yes.

Question: Were you on drugs when you made this website?
Answer: No.

Question: In DR. SEUSS's Green Eggs and Ham, in your opinion, what's green - both eggs and the ham, or just the eggs?
Answer: ...

Question: Would you freak out and pull a teenybopper moment if you met Hanson?
Answer: Yes.

Question: Would you freak out and pull a teenybopper moment if you met anyone other famous person outside of the Hanson family?
Answer: No.

Question: Have you met any members of the Hanson family?
Answer: Yes, and I didn't freak out too much. I was only freaking out on the inside.

Question: Are you wearing a tiara right now?
Answer: Yes. Along with jeans, a Hanson circa 2000 t-shirt, and my black Chuck Taylor Converse shoes with "HANSON RULZ" written on the side/bottom area. Everyone should dress like me.

Question: How did you get more than five people to visit your site?
Answer: No idea, sorry.

Question: Can I send you e-mail telling you that I love you?
Answer: Yes, send it to Lauren.

Question: Can I send you e-mail telling you that I hate you?
Answer: Yes, send it to Lauren.

Question: So... all the questions on this page are asked frquently?
Answer: NO COMMENT.