Everyone Must Care About What I Think

I believe that the way most people do a review of something is by reviewing it after they've watched it. Not me. I did my review WHILE watching it.

I got my DVD the day before the official release date. I ordered it off of Hanson.net early.

OH MY GOD
I GOT MY HANSON LIVE DVD OH MY GOD
IT CAME SO EARLY OH MY GOD
IT HAS ZAC'S SOLO AND ISAAC'S SOLO OH MY GOD
AND RIP IT UP
AND AIN'T NO SUNSHINE
AND I WILL COME TO YOU
AND DEEPER
AND A LOT MORE
EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO SOB HYSTERICALLY INTO MY DVD WHILE TRYING TO OPEN IT, CAUSING IT TO BE UNABLE TO PLAY BEFORE IT EVEN REACHES MY DVD PLAYER

OH MY GOD IT HAS THE DOCUMENTARY TRAILOER?!KFdjdkg
I CAN'T MOVE SO EXCITED
Uh OH I HOETHAT DVDDOESN"T FALL INTO THELITCANdle

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OH MY GOD ISAAC IS SINGING RIVER I'M DYING SO WONDERFUL

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Taylor, why must you strip before my favorite song ever!??!?!!? argh too hwawttat

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"Strip" means remove his jacket only. and I meant "hot".

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HAHAHAHAh Some guy (or girl?) does the ROCK hand symbol right as Zac is starting to walk over to do his mellow piano solo ahahaahah Hanson does something I never would have thought possible.No matter how many hundreds of times I hear Hanson's songs, each time is just as amazing as the time before. Oh, and Taylor's hair in his face is SO HOT. STOP BEING HOT, TAYLOR!
Isaac is consistantly the most gorgeous human being, then Taylor goes and distracts me with his pretty hair.

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Still reviewing. Argh. Why did "Ain't No Sunshine" have to end? Hanson is like a drug to me. Instead of doing drugs, I do Hanson. Though not literally enough for my tastes. NO ISAAC STOp TALKINg ABOUT STUPID GIRL THAT CHEATED ON YOU I WUOULD NOT !1 MARRYME!jkgfdkjhkgaq
OH MY GOD IKE IS SINGNIG "HAND IN HAND " SOWONDERGUL!r

HAHA Taylor half the things you say don't make sense!!! ILOVEYOU

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*shakes head disapprovingly at Taylor saying "I wanna see you guys high!"*
*Taking things highly out of context*

And I'm falling deeper and deeper deeper and deeper deeper and deeper deeper and deeper deeper and deeper deeper and deeper deeper and deeper deeper and deeper deeper and deeper in love yet I'm feeling more and more and more alone

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Isaac's starting MMMBop in the wrong key after the dramatic intro is so hilarious words can not properly describe it.
"We're tunin'... we're turnin'... make it funky..."

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Mmm, 1956...

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Tay just said "Boo-tay"! I an endlessly amused.
I think this has spoilers. I probably should have put that at the beginning.

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Reason number 93854938 that I like DVD : High-definition sweat.

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Now my heart is breaking watching the documentary trailor. ugh. I hate people. but love Hanson. but hate people so much.

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That just made me cry a lot. The Documentary is called 'Strong EnoughTo Break"??? I thought it was going to be called "Your Illusion". Like the song, which I haven't heard. GIVE ME SONG. GIVE ME ALL HANSON SONGS I WILL LOVE THEM ALL.
Excuse me while I go bawl pitifully because of how stupid the world is.

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This DVD gets:

100 Thumbs Up.